肯尼迪有个伟大的妈妈

“I hope my grandchildren will have the strength to bear the inevitable difficulties and disappointments and grieves of life.Bear them with dignity and without self-pi...
2018-11-30 英语笑话
英语笑话：做游戏

　　英语笑话为您编辑整理了相关幽默笑话，请欣赏。　　Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?" 　　汤米：“约翰，你的弟弟好吗？” 　　Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself." 　　约翰尼：“他生病卧床...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.14

A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement． A pupil meeting h...
2018-11-23 英语笑话
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹48：医院公告栏上的留言 (中英)

Colloquium announcement:讨论会公告:Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.研究结果表明一个人来到世上的最初五分钟是最危险的。Hand-written note underneath:下面却有...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
Female Joke(8)

　　A guy goes to a girl‘s house for the first time，and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks，and as he’s standing there alone，he no...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
笑话习题簿11.28

JOKE: One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel． “There is no need for you to argue the p...
2018-11-22 英语笑话
趣味英语:我们都是孤独的人

　　B： Nikky， if u r online， please contact me.　　N： Hello， brian， how r u.　　B： How do u do， I leave a message on your machine yesterday. （我昨天给你的电话留了言。）　　「注」machine：机器，此处指“可留言电话...
2018-12-27 英语笑话
Reason of late

　　The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"　　"Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom.　　"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.　　"No...
2018-12-07 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：speakers扬声器（双语）

i'm throwing away your speakers and when you're home i prefer you stay in the nice cage i got you...我扔掉你的扬声器,当你回家我喜欢你呆在我为你准备的笼子里……lou had to reconside...
2018-11-03 英语笑话
你叫什么名字？

　　A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before，so he began："My name is Stone，and I'm even harder than stone，so do what I tell you or ther...
2018-12-25 英语笑话