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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Flower talk 花的语言(中英双语)

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31.Flower talk

31·花的语言

A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers".

一位先生走进一家生意兴隆的商店。他见到花店的大广告牌上写着:“让鲜花代替您的语言。”

"Wrap up one rose,"he told the florist.

“请包一支玫瑰。”他对卖花的人说。

"Only one?"the florist asked.

“就要一支?”卖花人问。

" Just one,“the customer replied.“I'm a man of few words. "

“对,就一支。”那位先生说:“我这个人讲话不多。”

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