Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱
Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?
Cassandra: Brotherly love?
老师:Cassandra,如果我看见有人在殴打一头驴,我制止了他,我显示出了什么美德?
Cassabdra:兄弟般的关爱?
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