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英语幽默小故事带翻译:More than necessary 弄巧成拙(中英双语)

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33.More than necessary

33.弄巧成拙

One evening my husband's golfing buddy drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception.  Although this was an innocent gesture,he decided not to mention it to his wife,who tended to get jealous easily.

一天晚上,我丈夫一位打高尔夫球的朋友开车送他的秘书回家。那个秘书是因为在公司的招待会上喝多了点儿,不能自己驾车回家。这事虽然无可厚非,但是他还是决定不把
这事告诉他那爱吃蜡的妻子。

Later that night my husband's friend and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out of her window before he ,scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief , he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her .seat.” Honey,"she asked,“
have you seen my other shoe?"

也就在同天晚上,这位朋友送走秘书后,又带着妻子驱车去饭店吃晚饭。无意中他看见一只高跟鞋半掩在后座椅子下。他不想引起怀疑,趁妾子扭头看窗外的时侯,掏出了那
只鞋,把它扔出了车外。他大大地松了一口气,把汽车停在了饭店外的停车场。这时,他发现他妻子正低头找着什么东西。妻子问:“亲爱的,你看见我的那只鞋了吗?"
 

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