小笑话：寻找伴侣

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　　Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　寻找伴侣

　　一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣：“我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”

　　回答是：“娶一只企鹅吧。”

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