他的错
Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.
Mother: How did he do it?
Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
他的错
比利:妈妈,波比打坏了窗玻璃。
妈妈:他怎么打的?
比利:我向他扔石头,他躲开了。
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