外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹162：金发美女和她的马(中英)
There once was a really dumb blonde who had two horses. Now this blonde couldn’t tell her two horses apart so she decided to ask her neighbor to help her out. She said to her neighbor, "I have two horses that I can't tell apart, can you help me?"
从前有一个非常傻的金发美女，她有两匹马。但是她不能分辨她那两匹马，所以就去请她的邻居帮忙。她对邻居说:“我有两匹马，但是我总分不清，你能帮我吗?”
“Sure,” said her neighbor, "maybe you should nick one of their ears, then you could tell them apart.”
“当然可以，”她的邻居说，“你也许可以在一匹的耳朵上做个标记，那样你就能分清了。”
So, the blonde went home and did that. The next day the blonde went to check up on her horses but saw that she could not tell them apart for the other horse had nicked it’ s ear also. So, she went back over to her neighbor.
就这样，她回家照着邻居的话做了。第二天她检查她的马时，发现还是区别不了，因为另一匹马的耳朵上也有标记。所以，她又去找她的邻居。
"My other horse has a nicked ear now too.” she said, “Do you have any other ideas how to tell them apart? They are both girls.”
“我的两匹马的耳朵上都有记号了，”她说，“你有什么其它的办法能把它们分开吗?它们都是母马。”
"Hmmmm.” thought her neighbor, "Cut one's tail shorter than the other!”
“嗯”，她的邻居想了想说，“把一匹马的尾巴剪短一些，”
So, the blonde went home and did that. The next day, though, both horses had the same length of tail! So, the blonde, tired of walking to her neighbor' s house decided to call instead.
那个金发女郎又按照邻居的话回家那么做了。第二天，两只马的尾巴还是一样长!她徽得走了，于是就打电话给她的邻居。
“I see,” said the neighbor after the blonde told her about how both of the tails were the same, "Try measuring them, maybe one is taller than the other.”
“我知道了，”当她的邻居得知两匹马的尾巴一样长以后说:“试着量量它们，也许一匹高一些，一匹矮一些。”
So the blonde did that，then rushed back into her house, phoned her neighbor and said to her" You were right!! The black horse is taller than the white one 1”
她又按邻居的话做了一次，然后跑回屋里给她的邻居打电话说:“你是对的!那匹黑色的马要比那匹白色的马高。”
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