所有人都准备恢复倒立！
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room."
In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone prepare back on your heads!"
有个男的死了被送到地狱。撒旦见到他，领他到三个房间的门口瞧瞧，告诉他必须挑一间，永生永世在里边待着。
在第一个房间里，大家都站在齐脖深的粪便里。那男的说：“不要，领我看下一间。”
在第二个房间里，大家都站在齐鼻深的粪便里。男的又说不要。
最后，撒旦打开第三个房间的门。大家都站在齐膝深的粪便里，喝着咖啡，还吃着丹麦酥饼。那男的说：“我选这间。”撒旦说声行，抬腿就走。这男的就蹚进屋里，倒了点儿咖啡。
往外走着的撒旦喊了一句：“好了，喝咖啡休息的时间结束，所有人都准备恢复倒立！”
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