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• 爆笑英语幽默笑话精选25： All Expect The Music除了音乐都好（英汉双语笑话）

  25. All Expect The Music25.除了音乐都好A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon c...

  2018-10-31 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【93】

  A Talk on the Phone　　I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem, wh...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 您的大衣着火了

  Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. Th...

  2019-01-19 英语笑话

• Too Polite

  　　Too Polite太有礼貌　　A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woma...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.11

  A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchfl...

  2018-11-23 英语笑话

• 给我那个打赢的

  　　Bring me the winner　　―― Waiter， this lobster has only one claw.　　―― I'm sorry， sir. It must have been in a fight.　　―― Well， bring me the winner then.　　给我那个打赢的吧　　―― 服务...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• Visiting a Chicken Farm

  One day， a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator， a chick just got out of its eggshell. "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out fr...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 每日一笑(12.12)

  I'll Go There Myself 我自己过去 There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write. One day when the...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话

• 男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列7）

  这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。 we guys always hear...

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• 找不到理由

  A: In order to make my wife feel happy, I have given up smoking, alcohol and gaming.B: She must be very happy then.A: Not at all. When she wants to scold me by enumerating m...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话