那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事134：家庭作业
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Homework
家庭作业
Teacher: l'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework ,but the other one is written very poorly.
老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，可另一篇实在是糟透了。
Student :Yes,sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father.
学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。
单词&词组
vigorously 精神旺盛地
bait 饵，诱惑物
doubt 怀疑，疑惑，疑问
Self-conscious 自觉的：自知的
barsfoot 赤脚的
知道不知道
appointment与date的区别 appointment是预约，名词，常见表达make an appointment，意思是与某人有预约o date是约会，date还可以做动词，表示和某人约会。
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