英语幽默小故事带翻译：Frugal 如此节俭（中英双语）
5.Frugal
5.如此节俭
Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died，she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice.
成伦考特太太非常节俭.她丈夫死后去问报社，登一条讣告需要多少钱?
"Two dollars for five words. "
“八个字，两美元。，
"Can I pay for just two words?"，she asked.”Willencot dead."
“我登三个字多少钱?’她问:"Willencot过世。”
"No，two dollars is the minimum. You still have three words."
“两美元是最少的费用，你还可以加五个字。”
Mrs. Willencot thought a moment and added; "Cadillac for sale."
威伦考特太太想了一会儿，说:“卖卡迪拉克。”
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