外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹169：疯人院(中英)
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”
一天深夜，在疯人院里一个患者大喊:“我是拿破仑。”
Another one said, "How do you know?"
另一个病人说:“你是怎么知道的?”
The first inmate said, "God told me!”
“是上帝告诉我的。”
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not !”
这时隔壁的一个声音说:“我可没有告诉他!”
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