Papa Fell
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual
that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he
began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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