what's time to a pig
Whats time to a pig?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,
see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.
The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,
and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.
The city man said to the farmer, I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?
The farmer replied, Whats time to a pig.
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