第1380期英语笑话 你知道我是干嘛的吗
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.
You don't know my work, said the other.
What is your work?
I'm a policeman.
Oh! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.
I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
在我出来之前，其中一个说，我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬，所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了，没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。
你不知道我是干什么的，另一个说。
你是干什么的？
我是警察。
噢！第一个人喊了一声，他灵机一动，说：那你知道我是干什么的？不知道。警察说。
我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/33498.html
相关文章
-
Clarinet jokes
Q： What's the definition of a nerd？ A： Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet. Q： Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard？ A： So they can park in the handicap zones. ...
2018-12-10 英语笑话 -
托米雷你那袋里装的啥呀？
Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th'...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
53.A Midshipman
One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
What movies teach us
COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors display inch-high lette...
2018-12-08 英语笑话 -
Men advising women
Advice From Men To Women ……Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ……If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on， that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ...
2018-12-27 英语笑话 -
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事27：我要射死他
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman? A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事48：肉食部
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事The meat department 肉食部My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket. 我的办公室设...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹78：士兵的高招(中英)
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business，and as he was in a hum, he decided to travel by plane. He liked a window seat when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, and looked fo...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
双语笑话 New Year Resolution
双语笑话 New Year Resolution New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话 -
Golf Joke(1)
Barely twenty minutes after teeing off a woman walks into the clubhouse and she‘s grimacing in pain.“What’s the matter？”The club pro asked“I got stung by a bee”the woman replied“Where”T...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
