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趣味图片英语笑话:poodle 狮子狗(双语)

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do you remember that time when you asked:"who killed my poodle with a hammer?", and i denied everything, and we got that filipino au pair convicted? well, there is actually an itsy-bitsy correction to that fun story...

你记得我当时问你:“谁锤杀了我的狮子狗?”,后来我们否认了全部,最后给菲律宾仆人定罪?对那个滑稽的故事真的需要有一点,一点点的改动

the start of a rather long and complicated evening

这是相当长和复杂夜晚的开始

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