外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹267：混合双打(中英)
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
体育老师:孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗?
Nick: Yes sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
尼克:是的，老师，经常见。昨天夜里我还见过呢?
Teacher: Please tell us something about it
老师:那你就给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says,‘Domestic shame should not be published.’
尼克:啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”
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