Lightbulbs Joke(1)

相关文章

• A Short Holiday

  　　Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.　　He usually went to the seaside， but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country l...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• 就只剩1天能用来上班了

  An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work.The manager replies:"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 美版电视相亲节目“非诚勿扰”经典语录

  美国 abc电视台有一档电视相亲节目《单身汉》the bachelor，以及以女生为主角的《单身女郎》the bachelorette，和江苏卫视《非诚勿扰》一样，里面...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 英汉双语笑话56

  1. Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters...

  2018-11-20 英语笑话

• Once Only Once

  A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift. "No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a ci...

  2018-11-27 英语笑话

• Marriage Joke(72)

  　　A newlywed is trying to console his little bride，who sprawled，dissolved in tears on the couch.“Darling‘”he implored，“Believe me. I never said you were a terrible cook. I merely pointed out th...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 我轻声吹了个长长的口哨

  I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• Presents To Mother

  Presents To Mother 　　There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back togeth...

  2018-11-21 英语笑话

• It depends 看情况

  　　It depends　　Traveler： Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto？　　Ticket agent： That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.　　看情况　　旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话
• 

  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹95：谁死的更惨(中英)

  Three stood by the golden gate and St. Peter said，St. Peter said, “sorry，we' re all filled up, so only one of you can come into heaven. So, out of you three, the one who had the most tragic de...

  2018-11-01 英语笑话