趣味图片英语笑话：baby 婴儿（双语）

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hey, baby,i accidentally mixed some vinegar in with the organic baby shampoo...there must have happened a chemical compound, some alchemy or some other weird thing, and suddenly the little man turned into solid gold.. pretty coo,huh?

嗨，婴儿，我把一些醋和有机婴儿洗发精混在一起。。。一定会有化学物质生成，点金术或是其他的东西，突然这小孩变成金黄色，漂亮吧？

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