脑筋急转弯六则

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　　导语：繁忙的一天啊，小编强烈建议童鞋们换换脑子，休息休息，只工作不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻O(∩_∩)O~，现在就随英语笑话小编一起玩玩脑筋急转弯吧(^ω^)

　　1. What does everybody do at the same time?
　　2. What resembles half a pie?

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　　3. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
　　4. When do people have two mouth?
　　5. Why do lions eat raw meat?
　　6. How many sides does a circle have?

　　answers：

　　1. Grow old 「外语*教育网编辑整理」
　　2. The other half
　　3. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
　　4. When there's two of them 有两个人时
　　5. They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪
　　6. Two. The inside and the outside

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