外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹287：模仿(中英)
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。
"well，sit down and eat your tea,”said his mother. "Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty.It’1l be all right when you’ve got something in it.”
“来，坐下，吃点点心。”妈妈说:“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西，就会好的。”
Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office，complaining of a headache. "That’s because it’s empty，”said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it.”
一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回来了，说是头痛。“你头痛是因为脑袋是空的。”他聪明的儿子说:“里面装点东西，就会好的。”
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