外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹293：他赢了(中英)
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
汤姆:约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
汤姆:真糟糕，怎么回事?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼:我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
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