Class and Ass 班和笨驴

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　　Class and Ass

　　Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door： “Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.”

　　A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the “c”。

　　Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the “l”。

　　班和笨驴

　　格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”

　　一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”（lass：姑娘）。

　　后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”（ass：笨驴）。

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