英文笑话: TEN TEN TOP REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER
10.- The world does revolve around us…… we choose the coordinate system
9.- No "couple" enjoy a better "moment"
8.- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship
7.- We have significant figures
6.- EK301： The motion of rigid bodies
5.- Projectile motion： Do we need to say more？
4.- Engineers do it to specification
3.- According to Newton， if two bodies interact， their forces are equal and opposite 2.- We know it's not the length of the vector that counts， but how you apply the force 1.- WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE
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