趣味图片英语笑话：Einstein 爱因斯坦（双语）
if einstein had been a dog
如果爱因斯坦是只狗
according to the laws of newton, time and space are absolute, created by god and beyond discussion
根据牛顿定律，时间和空间是决定的，由上帝创造毋庸置疑
why is that dog barking so much!? i want to hear this!
为什么这个狗叫这么多！？我想听这些！
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