难道你没有比较其他的东西？
Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed.
Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things?
Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.
儿子：妈妈，约翰有一双戈登签名的鞋子。
妈妈：你只关心这个吗？难道你没有比较其他的东西？
儿子：是的，他妈妈比你漂亮。
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