Professor and the editor
A professor of English and the editor of the local newspaper had many friendly arguments. One Friday evening the professor was walking out of a local club with a bottle of whiskey wrapped in that day‘s newspaper.
“Oh！” said the editor, who was walking past. “Looks like there‘s something interesting in that paper.”
“Aye,” replied the professor. “It‘s the most interesting item that’s been in it all week.
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