趣味图片英语笑话：smart phones智能手机（双语）
You know, darling, now that we've got smart phones and all, I wish you were more romantic, more youthful ...
你知道,亲爱的,既然我们已经有了智能手机,我希望你更浪漫,更年轻……
Why do you never send me any dick pics?
为什么你从来不给我迪克的照片?
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