趣味图片英语笑话：Mum, dad妈妈,爸爸（双语）
Mum, dad ... I think you need to know, that ...
妈妈,爸爸……我认为你们需要知道,……
I'm a big, stupid idiot that only thinks of myself!
我是一个只关系自己的愚蠢的白痴!
After years of living as a closet douche, Derek comes out
德里克以壁橱冲洗生活多年,出现了
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