外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹173：守门员(中英)
The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday match. Because I was late completing the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, so I was told to tell anyone who asked that my name was Les Faulkner-a member of the team who wasn’t playing. That Saturday，during a quiet interval in my goal area, a man appeared behind the net. “Hello ,”he said to me.“What’s your name?”“Les Faulkner,”I replied. “Nice to meet you,” said the man. “I’m your father.”
我参加的那个地方足球队要我在星期六的比赛中当守门员。可我没能及时的填好登记表，所以没能成为正式的队员。所以他们告诉我，如果有人问我是谁的话，我就告诉他，我叫利斯·弗克尼，一名当时不在场的队员。星期六那天，在比赛间隙，有一个男人出现在了球网的后面。他对我说:“喂，你叫什么名字?”“利斯·弗克尼。”“哦，很高兴见到你，”这个男人说:“我是你爸爸。”
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