趣味图片英语笑话：hamster仓鼠（双语）
If the hamster hits the fish bowl, we sell the stocks, if it hits the big block of pate, we buy ...
如果仓鼠敲鱼缸,我们出售股票,如果它击中大块馅饼,我们买
As long as he creates the kind of bottom line results that he does, he stays ...
只要他创造种最终成果,他就保持……
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