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the chemical formula for water
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?
Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!
水的分子式
老师:水的分子式是什么?
花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!
老师:你在说什么?
花瓶:昨天你不是说H to O吗?
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