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　　The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs， so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answering calls， and at one point h...
2018-12-27 英语笑话
我们的尾巴

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he：“Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails like a baboon, where are they？...
2018-12-25 英语笑话
Idiots Joke(61)

　　Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first drunkard，upon observation of the manure said to the other two，“Looks like it……...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
翻译joke：搞笑的英国人

英语笑话带翻译：一个英国人Englishman 　　Once， late at night， an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
双语笑话再来一瓶

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat m...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Sale 拍卖!（中英双语）

99.Sale99.拍卖!When we decided to sell our house, we nailed "FOR SALE BY OWNER" signs on two trees in our front yard. Before long，the doorbell rang.”How much are you...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹08：生日礼物(1)(中英)

Annie: Mum,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?安妮: 妈妈，你知道你过生日我会送你什么礼物吗?Mum: No,dear,what is it?妈妈: 亲爱的，我猜不出来，是什么东西呀?Annie: A nice t...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事181：巧合

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Coincidence 巧合 A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the s...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
依次等待回复电话--双语幽默漫画

"Please continue to hold.Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received,unless we hear a lot of loud,obnoxious sighing."请不要挂机，我们将按照呼入顺序回复电话，除非我们听到许多...
2018-10-30 英语笑话