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死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

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Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

         

                         

    

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