知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇40：Morning sickness 晨起反应（中英+）
The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.
一个邻居顺道去拜访自己的一位朋友，发现她正呆坐在厨房的桌子旁，眼睛茫然地盯着已经喝了一半的咖啡，她的三个孩子正在隔壁的房间里大声地喧哗。
"What's wrong ?" she asked.The friend told her that she had "morning sickness".
“怎么了？”她问。朋友告诉她自己不过是有点“晨起反应”。
Surprised the neighbor said,"I didn't even know you were pregnant."
邻居非常吃惊，说，“我甚至都不知道你又怀孕了！
"I'm not." the harried young woman replied."I'm just sick of mornings."
“哦，我没有怀孕，”年轻的妇人苦恼地回答，“我只是腻烦透了早上而已！”
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