英文笑话:Beer & Women
阅读 : 次
Why is a beer better than a woman? You can enjoy a beer all month long. A frigid beer is good. A beer doesn't care when you come. When a beer goes flat you can toss it. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. A beer never gets a headache. If you pour a beer right, you always get a good head. you can share a beer with a friend. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer. A beer is always wet. You can have a beer in public. You don't have to wash a beer before it tasts good. A beer doesn't get pregnant. A beer doesn't have parents. You can say whatever you want to a beer. A beer doesn't care if you are late. And you can always have several different beers and not feel guilty.英文 笑话
本文标题:英文笑话:Beer & Women - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/73682.html