加菲猫和狗之间的争论-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
dog:i find your presence unpleasant.
狗:我发现你的在常使人感到不愉快。
garfield:you possess many shortcomings also.
加菲猫:你也有许多的缺点。
dog:no one is perfect.
狗:没有人是完美的。
garfield:let's go bark and hiss.
加菲猫:让我们回去再争吵吧。
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