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趣味图片英语笑话:Sebastian塞巴斯蒂安(双语)

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Sebastian, how about we take a trip and visit a small farm, so you can see all the cute animals , and pet a sheep?

塞巴斯蒂安,我们去旅行并访问一个小农场,你可以看到所有这些可爱的小动物并能宠物一只羊如何?

How about you go by yourself and pet that sheep and come back and tell me all about how fucking awesome it was?

你自己去并宠爱那只羊,回来告诉我它到底有多么可怕怎么样?

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