作伪证
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To Bear False Witness
A farmer who was a witness in a hog stealing case seemed to be stretching a point or two in favor of the accused．"Do you know the nature of an oath?" the prosecuting attorney roared．
"Sure．"
"Do you know you are not to bear false witness against your neighbor?"
"I'm not bearing false witness against him．I'm bearing false witness for him．"
作伪证
在一桩偷猎案中作证的农夫说了一两句有利于被告的话。
“你知道誓言的本质吗？”检察官大声吼道。
“当然。”
“你难道不知道你不该作不利于你的邻居的伪证吗？”
“我没有作不利于他的伪证。我是在作有利于他的伪证。”
本文标题：作伪证 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事A farmer who was a witness in a hog stealing case seemed to be stretching a point or two in favor of the accused．"Do you know the nature of an oath?" the prosecuting attorney roared．
"Sure．"
"Do you know you are not to bear false witness against your neighbor?"
"I'm not bearing false witness against him．I'm bearing false witness for him．"
作伪证
在一桩偷猎案中作证的农夫说了一两句有利于被告的话。
“你知道誓言的本质吗？”检察官大声吼道。
“当然。”
“你难道不知道你不该作不利于你的邻居的伪证吗？”
“我没有作不利于他的伪证。我是在作有利于他的伪证。”
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