趣味图片英语笑话：Jesus had lived in Australia耶稣住在澳大利亚（双语）
What the fuck have you done to Ayers Rock!?
你他妈的对艾尔斯巨石做了什么! ?
Lets say Jesus had lived in Australia
说耶稣住在澳大利亚
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