趣味图片英语笑话：monogamy一夫一妻（双语）
We have begun a new way understanding each other's sex. Once a month I cut my genitalia and bleed for a week and is rather unpleasant ....
我们已经实行了一种理解对方性别的新方式。我把生殖器每月割伤一次和流血一周,相当不愉快....
And sometimes I seek "freedom" by sitting in bar drinking while complaining how unfair monogamy is ...
有时我坐在酒吧喝酒寻求“自由”,抱怨一夫一妻制是如何的不公平…
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