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双语幽默笑话故事 能和我聊一会儿吗

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

In the supermarket

在超市里

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨

在一个超市里,一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐,对她说:”我和我的妻子走散了,你能和我聊一会儿吗?“

"Why ?¨she asks.

“为什么呢?”这个小姐问。

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."

“因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时,我的妻子就会不知从什么地方出来。


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