Joke 24

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　　Mrs. Smith was looking out of her window， when she saw a truck and a big car hit each other. She ran out to help. There was only one man in the truck and one woman in the car， and neither of them was hurt， but the car was damaged.

　　The lady looked very white and her hands were shaking， so Mrs Smith invited her into her house and gave her some tea. She was a pleasant woman of about 50 years old. She drank the tea and soon looked much better. Then she said to Mrs Smith， 'Have you got a telephone， please？ I would like to telephone my husband. We have a kind of custom――whenever I have an accident with the car， I telephone him.'

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