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趣味图片英语笑话:baristas 咖啡师(双语)

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We have to go southwest over the cove ...

我们必须通过小海湾去西南……

... or just dock this crummy ship and get a freaking life! What the hell kind of job is this anyway!? And why do fisherman need to have these beards!? We look like bloody Williamsburg hipster baristas!

…或者停靠这肮脏的船,过该死的生活!这到底是什么样的工作! ?为什么渔民需要这些胡子! ?我们看起来像血腥的威廉斯堡潮人咖啡师!

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