知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇013：Blind Date 相亲（中英+）
A guy gets set up on a blind dateand he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurantto make a good impression.
一个小伙子被安排去相亲，为了能给女孩留一个好印象，他带着她去了家收费昂贵的餐厅。
The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.
服务生过来问他们要点些什么菜。
The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu,shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette,with no regard to the price.
女孩开始点菜了，她几乎点了菜单上所有的东西，鸡尾虾、派、凯撒沙拉、龙虾、柳橙可丽饼，完全不考虑价格。
The guy is getting very upset,as he never thought she would order so much.
小伙子变得很不安，他真没想到女孩竟然会点这么多菜。
She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks,"What do you suggest I wash it down with?"
这时她停下了，看着坐在对面的他，问，“你认为咱们该喝什么酒水配这些菜呢？”
"Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River"
“哦，亲爱的，我觉得没有什么东西比密西西比河更合适了。”
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