知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇018：Distance from the accident 离事故有多远（中英+）
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed.
一位木匠正在为他目击的一起事故作证。
The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
法官问他当时离事发现场有多远。
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six-and-one-half- inches".
木匠回答，“27英尺，6.5英寸”。
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the judge.
法官问：“什么？你怎么能这样确定？”
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
木匠回答，“是啊，我知道一定会有傻瓜问我这个问题，所以我事先测量了一下。”
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