未使用的政治家的大脑--双语幽默笑话
the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。
you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.
你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。医生告诉病人，一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。
the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，政治家的大脑好一些吗？他问。
the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.
医生说：不是好一些，只是没有用过。
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