英语幽默漫画带翻译:生活是不公平的(双语)
Teacher: It’s been said, “Life is not fair”. Who can give me a classic example of that?
老师:人们常说,“生活是不公平的”。谁能给我一个典型的例子吗?
Yes, Johnny…
约翰…
Johnny: You buy cheese that’s been aged for six years and it turns green in a week!
约翰尼:你六岁时买奶酪现在已经发霉了!
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