英语幽默笑话30秒Unit29： Hearth Transplant心脏移植(双语)
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .
有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀？”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。”
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