就只剩1天能用来上班了
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work.
The manager replies:"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. “
”You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. “
”This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!"
一位员工走进她经理的办公室，要请一天假。
那位经理说：“你想要一天假是吧，咱们来瞧瞧你是在要什么。一年总共有365天可以用来上班，而每年有52周，每周你已经休息了两天，就剩261天能上班了。因为每天你有16个钟头不在单位，就又去掉了170天，只剩91天了。
“每天你有30分钟的茶点休息时间，一年累计23天，就剩68天了。每天还有1小时的午餐时间，你就又花掉了46天，只剩22天能用来上班。你一般每年还要请两天病假。
“这你一年就剩20天能上班了。咱们每年休5个节假日，那你能上班的时间就剩下15天了。咱们每年还大方地给了14天年假，就只剩1天能用来上班了，可这天你还要请假，我真活见鬼了！
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